Introducing the Unisex Ultra Cotton Tee! This shirt is a real classic, just like your dad's jokes. Made with quality cotton, your designs will shine brighter than your future. And let's be real, we all need a little extra shine in our lives. The shoulders are tapped for a good fit, just like when your mom taps you on the shoulder to remind you to take out the trash. And there are no side seams, so you won't have any awkward breaks in your flow, unlike your dance moves. The collar has ribbed knitting for improved elasticity, just like your waistband after a big Thanksgiving dinner. And the best part? The materials are sustainably sourced and economically friendly, just like your roommate who always borrows your clothes. This shirt is 100% cotton, but the fiber content may vary for different colors. It's medium fabric, so it's not too heavy or too light, just like Goldilocks' porridge. And it has a classic fit, because let's face it, trends come and go, but classics are forever. Plus, it has a tear-away label, so you won't have to deal with those pesky tags scratching your neck. Just be warned, this shirt runs bigger than usual, so you might want to size down. But hey, at least you'll have room to grow into it, just like your dad's dad jokes. Get your Unisex Ultra Cotton Tee now and be the envy of all your friends.
